Bunny Burgler (n)

A new class of Portland criminal, possibly motivated by political belief, who steals small animals.

See: The recent nocturnal “liberation” of 18 rabbits from the Portland Meat Collective, an organization that teaches artisanal meat preparation. In a sentence: “Who’s more eccentric—the people who want to slaughter their own rabbits, or the bunny burglars who oppose them? Pass the Oscar Mayer!”

This article appeared in the March 2012 issue of Portland Monthly Magazine.

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