Mudroom Put a ____ on It! The future of hipster animalia By Zach Dundas 4/27/2012 at 9:00am By order of our new Chinese overlords. *The three-headed dog of Greek myth; some sources suggest more heads. ***Google with extreme caution. This article appeared in the May 2012 issue of Portland Monthly. Filed under Mudroom Show Comments Sign up for newsletters! Home and garden tips, inside intel from Portland Monthly's fashion editor, and more from Portland's rich design scenes.