Oh, the price of celebrity. One of my myriad duties here at the magazine is to drum up website traffic via timely and whimsical posts on Twitter (@TheBarPilot). It’s been slow going (I probably don’t retweet or #FF enough), but I’ve managed to wrangle a few followers—including the Mt Scott Funeral Home! I’d worn my thinking cap down to the headband trying to figure out why a funeral home would be so interested in my madcap adventures w...