Bunny Burgler (n)

A new class of Portland criminal, possibly motivated by political belief, who steals small animals.

See: The recent nocturnal “liberation” of 18 rabbits from the Portland Meat Collective, an organization that teaches artisanal meat preparation. In a sentence: “Who’s more eccentric—the people who want to slaughter their own rabbits, or the bunny burglars who oppose them? Pass the Oscar Mayer!”

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