Power Ranking: Portland Jokes

1. PORK We’ve reached the tail. TRENDING ↓

2. KALE But the greens every locavore loves (or pretends to) are ripe. TRENDING ↑

3. COLUMBIA RIVER CROSSING Not tall enough? The “consulting” budget? Wait till they start building the thing.  TRENDING ↑

4. BEARDS At this point, they’re just another form of moss. TRENDING ↑

5. FIXED-GEAR BIKES, BRUNCH LINES, and PLAID These were never funny. TRENDING ↓

 6. VANSTERDAM  Legal weed and gay marriage should make for hijinks up north. TRENDING ↑

7. PORTLANDIA Before you claim something—anything—is funny because it was “straight out of Portlandia,” think twice. TRENDING —

UNRANKED: BIRDS