So many layers of chic: 1. Cow print! 2. Pretty Woman style hat 3. Topless with gloves
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So many layers of chic: 1. Cow print! 2. Pretty Woman style hat 3. Topless with gloves
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Basking in the glory of the mall lighting.
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Basking in the glory of the mall lighting.
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When I had braces for two years, I learned don’t bring attention to them with matching jewelry.
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When I had braces for two years, I learned don’t bring attention to them with matching jewelry.
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So awesome on so many levels.
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So awesome on so many levels.
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That hat screams business lady.
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That hat screams business lady.
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Totally appropriate to hang over the mantle for all your house guests to see.
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Totally appropriate to hang over the mantle for all your house guests to see.
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Whoever did that to Grandma deserves to be written out of the will.
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Whoever did that to Grandma deserves to be written out of the will.
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Please, please tell me that was a prop someone convinced her to put on and not a regular part of her wardrobe.
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Please, please tell me that was a prop someone convinced her to put on and not a regular part of her wardrobe.
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They missed a real opportunity here to show off the Queen of Hearts. Sigh…who art directed this thing?
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They missed a real opportunity here to show off the Queen of Hearts. Sigh…who art directed this thing?
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Who knew Amy Poehler was part of a motorcycle gang?
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Who knew Amy Poehler was part of a motorcycle gang?
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A pensive moment while wrapped in maribou.
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A pensive moment while wrapped in maribou.
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When in posing doubt, yank on that collar.
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When in posing doubt, yank on that collar.
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I think someone might have just pinched her bum.
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I think someone might have just pinched her bum.
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This is pre-Photoshop people!! That hair is 100% real and I’m 100% jealous.
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This is pre-Photoshop people!! That hair is 100% real and I’m 100% jealous.
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You know what’s always patriotic? Wearing an American flag jacket complete with a plastic zipper.
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You know what’s always patriotic? Wearing an American flag jacket complete with a plastic zipper.
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Elbow length gloves and feathers needs to make a comeback.
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Elbow length gloves and feathers needs to make a comeback.
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Remember how glamor shots made everyone a cowgirl for a day? Did the photographers own stock in a rhinestone hat company?
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Remember how glamor shots made everyone a cowgirl for a day? Did the photographers own stock in a rhinestone hat company?
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Early adopter of the White Swan trend.
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Early adopter of the White Swan trend.
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Fierce.
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Fierce.
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Glamor ain’t just for the ladies. Represent that shiny jacket and hairy chest combo!
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Glamor ain’t just for the ladies. Represent that shiny jacket and hairy chest combo!
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The feathers have mutinied!! Look behind you!
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The feathers have mutinied!! Look behind you!
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An unexpected combo: Black lace gloves, denim jacket, and rhinestone earrings.
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An unexpected combo: Black lace gloves, denim jacket, and rhinestone earrings.
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Studderific.
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Studderific.
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Pretending to be anywhere else.
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Pretending to be anywhere else.
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Beginning to grow weary of the feathers….
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Beginning to grow weary of the feathers….
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After scientific measuring, we’ve determined her bangs are exactly half as tall as her head.
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After scientific measuring, we’ve determined her bangs are exactly half as tall as her head.
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Upping the cowgirl illusion with fringe! Bold….
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Upping the cowgirl illusion with fringe! Bold….
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Do not cross this woman. Take a look at those nails.
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Do not cross this woman. Take a look at those nails.
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I feel like this look was called "The Presidential Package."
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I feel like this look was called "The Presidential Package."
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Uh oh! This prop hat wasn’t prepared to fit over 80’s hair.
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Uh oh! This prop hat wasn’t prepared to fit over 80’s hair.
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If you really want to commit to being a glamorous kitten, there’s no better way than actually getting a cat in the shot.
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If you really want to commit to being a glamorous kitten, there’s no better way than actually getting a cat in the shot.
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That’s Katy Perry, for reals. And I think she should incorporate this look into her current stage act.
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That’s Katy Perry, for reals. And I think she should incorporate this look into her current stage act.
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The new prop girl on this shoot got a little carried away.
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The new prop girl on this shoot got a little carried away.
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Note to self: Rent The Little Mermaid on the way home. I have a sudden urge to watch it.
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Note to self: Rent The Little Mermaid on the way home. I have a sudden urge to watch it.
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Did she catch a glimpse of her ex walking by?
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Did she catch a glimpse of her ex walking by?
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When playful ideas for using props go wrong.
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When playful ideas for using props go wrong.
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"I hate my parents."
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"I hate my parents."
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WHAT’S HAPPENINGHERE?!?!?
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WHAT’S HAPPENINGHERE?!?!?
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Twinsies!
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Twinsies!
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A hair trend I missed – Shaping it off a bouquet of flowers.
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A hair trend I missed – Shaping it off a bouquet of flowers.
Circa 1992 every locker in my junior high hallway seemed to have a glamor shot hanging inside. They all looked nearly identical for ages 8 to 80. Each subject was bathed in fuzzy (forgiving) lighting, massive curly hair was never ending, and on top was a random hat askew. Basically, they were amazing. After stumbling upon blog Buzzfeed’s tips for the ultimate glamor shot (including wearing gloves, feather…
