
Nicki Minaj heard that MTV was on the "boob tube" and got inspired.

Nicki Minaj heard that MTV was on the "boob tube" and got inspired.

Pretty good there Rosie. She followed the cardinal animal print rule, if you go wild print, keep the accessories minimal.

Pretty good there Rosie. She followed the cardinal animal print rule, if you go wild print, keep the accessories minimal.

Emma Stone is back as a red head and with a little wild side to boot! I likey.

Emma Stone is back as a red head and with a little wild side to boot! I likey.

Kristen Stewart kind of always wears a mini glittery dress. It doesn’t look bad, but I’m more over it than I am headbands. (And I am so over headbands)

Kristen Stewart kind of always wears a mini glittery dress. It doesn’t look bad, but I’m more over it than I am headbands. (And I am so over headbands)

Oh how I have come to rely on 15 year old Hailee Steinfeld. So chic, so adorable, double air kiss for you.

Oh how I have come to rely on 15 year old Hailee Steinfeld. So chic, so adorable, double air kiss for you.

Whoa. Where do we begin? The shoes don’t match the incredibly uncomfortable looking body-con dress. The legs tan doesn’t match the upper body and the purse doesn’t match anything. If a stylist did this to you Amanda Bynes, fire her i

Whoa. Where do we begin? The shoes don’t match the incredibly uncomfortable looking body-con dress. The legs tan doesn’t match the upper body and the purse doesn’t match anything. If a stylist did this to you Amanda Bynes, fire her i

Nina Dobrev wearing a series of oddly placed bow ties. Ni-NO!

Nina Dobrev wearing a series of oddly placed bow ties. Ni-NO!

Emma Watson looks like she actually got up and thought, "What is appropriate to wear on a red carpet?"
Thanks Hermoine, I love you.

Emma Watson looks like she actually got up and thought, "What is appropriate to wear on a red carpet?"
Thanks Hermoine, I love you.

Reese Witherspoon looking cute y’all! But oh, how do I want to run up and give her a quick swipe of red lipstick.

Reese Witherspoon looking cute y’all! But oh, how do I want to run up and give her a quick swipe of red lipstick.

Jessica Szohr in a medical inspired performance art piece entitled, "Look at my ovaries!"

Jessica Szohr in a medical inspired performance art piece entitled, "Look at my ovaries!"

Even if your adorable and rich, you still need to iron your skirt Miss Gomez.

Even if your adorable and rich, you still need to iron your skirt Miss Gomez.

My cat clawed up my favorite dress too once time. Crying shame…

My cat clawed up my favorite dress too once time. Crying shame…

Cute, cute. But the Country Music Awards were down the street.

Cute, cute. But the Country Music Awards were down the street.

Blake Lively is a gorgeous girl, but I’m picking up a distinct wrestler vibe here. Anyone else?

Blake Lively is a gorgeous girl, but I’m picking up a distinct wrestler vibe here. Anyone else?

This a romper that is red carpet ready. To pull off this short-shorts look you’re legs have to be sky high.

This a romper that is red carpet ready. To pull off this short-shorts look you’re legs have to be sky high.

Fishing lure fashion.

Fishing lure fashion.

Ignore the dramatic gusts of wind and I think this superhero-esque outfit may have some potential.

Ignore the dramatic gusts of wind and I think this superhero-esque outfit may have some potential.

Little sister to Dakota, Elle Fanning looks age appropriate and adorable in her romper and wedges combo. It’s not quite red carpet territory for me though. Let’s add some glitter!

Little sister to Dakota, Elle Fanning looks age appropriate and adorable in her romper and wedges combo. It’s not quite red carpet territory for me though. Let’s add some glitter!

Pint-sized beauty Lil’ Mama is actually rocking this Barbie look pretty well.

Pint-sized beauty Lil’ Mama is actually rocking this Barbie look pretty well.

Love the dress and copper accessories, but the Dolly Parton inspired hair takes the Grecian glamour into "It’s all Greek to me" territory.

Love the dress and copper accessories, but the Dolly Parton inspired hair takes the Grecian glamour into "It’s all Greek to me" territory.

Elizabeth Reaser in Mehhhhhhhhhhhh.

Elizabeth Reaser in Mehhhhhhhhhhhh.
As someone who spent hour after hour glued to a television watching a newfangled network called MTV, I will always have a soft spot for the franchise. However, since I haven’t seen an actual music video played on Music Television in years, I have no problems making sarcastic comments about their recent movie awards and all who stepped on the carpet.
To the snark-mobile!
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