Slide Show: MTV VMA’s

Perhaps Jersey Shore’s Deena is the new spokeswoman for Skittles? And bronzer? And hair extensions? And Wet & Wild make up?

One of the best dressed of the night was Emma Roberts. Obviously it’s because her fancy aunt Julia Roberts told her to "keep it classy."

One of the best dressed of the night was Emma Roberts. Obviously it’s because her fancy aunt Julia Roberts told her to "keep it classy."

Lady Gaga came dressed as a cross between Danny Zuko from Grease and David Bowie.

Lady Gaga came dressed as a cross between Danny Zuko from Grease and David Bowie.

Beyonce announced on the red carpet she is pregnant with her first baby. And then put all other pregnant poses to shame. Looking good!

Beyonce announced on the red carpet she is pregnant with her first baby. And then put all other pregnant poses to shame. Looking good!

Zoe Saldana was probably running late on her way out the door and accidentally grabbed the wrong pair of shoes. She looks good anyway, so we’ll let it slide.

Zoe Saldana was probably running late on her way out the door and accidentally grabbed the wrong pair of shoes. She looks good anyway, so we’ll let it slide.

If you’re gonna go that sparkly, you better have the Jazz Hands to back it up.

If you’re gonna go that sparkly, you better have the Jazz Hands to back it up.

Kelly Rowland comes straight from the set of "Skating with the Stars."

Kelly Rowland comes straight from the set of "Skating with the Stars."

Cotton candy club kid with just a hint of geisha. I think that sums this up pretty well

Cotton candy club kid with just a hint of geisha. I think that sums this up pretty well

I’m going to be the grump curmudgeon in the room and just say it. No, this is not coming off as innovative fashion forward, it just looks flat out ridiculous. Although, I would’ve killed to wear this circa 1983….

I’m going to be the grump curmudgeon in the room and just say it. No, this is not coming off as innovative fashion forward, it just looks flat out ridiculous. Although, I would’ve killed to wear this circa 1983….

I thought the vampire craze was over?

I thought the vampire craze was over?

A welcome relief from the glitter parade. Unbutton your jacket Paul Rudd, we want you to sit and stay awhile.

A welcome relief from the glitter parade. Unbutton your jacket Paul Rudd, we want you to sit and stay awhile.

Hey!! I think she stole that fabric from my grandma’s throw pillows. Give them back Miley!

Hey!! I think she stole that fabric from my grandma’s throw pillows. Give them back Miley!

I’m not saying nothin.

I’m not saying nothin.

Brit’s come a long way since the shaved head fiasco days. From the neck up we give a thumb up, but everything from the neck down looks like a rerun of her closet from ten years ago.

Brit’s come a long way since the shaved head fiasco days. From the neck up we give a thumb up, but everything from the neck down looks like a rerun of her closet from ten years ago.

Those red low slung overly crotch-y pants can officially cure any case of Bieber Fever.

Those red low slung overly crotch-y pants can officially cure any case of Bieber Fever.

Adele kept it pretty muted for the VMA’s but at least her dress is tasteful. And although I am a huge fan of big hair, I think this might get a touch into the helmet area….

Adele kept it pretty muted for the VMA’s but at least her dress is tasteful. And although I am a huge fan of big hair, I think this might get a touch into the helmet area….

Question: Who is Kreayshawn and why did color upchuck on her?

Question: Who is Kreayshawn and why did color upchuck on her?

I was raised in a home where we learned it’s always a bad idea to have things swinging from your groin area.

Thanks Mom.

I was raised in a home where we learned it’s always a bad idea to have things swinging from your groin area.

Thanks Mom.

As if you didn’t get enough Katy Perry already! Here is her outfit for the after-party. Uh-huh. Just take it allllll in.

As if you didn’t get enough Katy Perry already! Here is her outfit for the after-party. Uh-huh. Just take it allllll in.

The Backstreet Boys sure are working on a new image.

The Backstreet Boys sure are working on a new image.

And best dressed might go to a guy this year! Looking real nice Mr. Wentz.

And best dressed might go to a guy this year! Looking real nice Mr. Wentz.