
If I was Camilla Parker-Bowles, I would definitely stash a granola bar or two up in that brim. Weddings can go on a looong time.

If I was Camilla Parker-Bowles, I would definitely stash a granola bar or two up in that brim. Weddings can go on a looong time.

Is the hat holding down her hair or is the hair holding up her hat? Some things we’ll never know.

Is the hat holding down her hair or is the hair holding up her hat? Some things we’ll never know.

That thing on Princess Beatrice’s head looks like a screaming emoticon with tears streaming down its face. Which, coincidentally, was the same face I was making while looking at it. :-0

That thing on Princess Beatrice’s head looks like a screaming emoticon with tears streaming down its face. Which, coincidentally, was the same face I was making while looking at it. :-0

When the Cabbage Patch doll emerges from the hat on the left it can climb into the banana boat hat on the right and sail away to safety.

When the Cabbage Patch doll emerges from the hat on the left it can climb into the banana boat hat on the right and sail away to safety.

I’m glad to see someone has found a purpose for recycling old woks. Environment first.

I’m glad to see someone has found a purpose for recycling old woks. Environment first.

If Judy Jetson grew up to be a hat designer, this would be her catalog.

If Judy Jetson grew up to be a hat designer, this would be her catalog.

This hat may be proof that aliens do exist, their spaceships are very tiny and the government is covering up their existence by making their UFO’s into hats.

This hat may be proof that aliens do exist, their spaceships are very tiny and the government is covering up their existence by making their UFO’s into hats.

If the neck ruff gets any higher or that hat gets any lower she’s going to need some X-ray glasses.

If the neck ruff gets any higher or that hat gets any lower she’s going to need some X-ray glasses.

It’s a fountain!

It’s a fountain!

I think she took a wrong turn en route to the Kentucky Derby. Hang a left at New York. LEFT!

I think she took a wrong turn en route to the Kentucky Derby. Hang a left at New York. LEFT!

Mother of the Bride wins on her width. Father of the Bride on his heigth. Yay for hat wars!

Mother of the Bride wins on her width. Father of the Bride on his heigth. Yay for hat wars!

Hmmm, I actually kind of approve of the well matched outfits. No playful banter here!

Hmmm, I actually kind of approve of the well matched outfits. No playful banter here!

Is it just me or if you stare very hard at the left hat and squint, do you kind of see an evil parrot?

Is it just me or if you stare very hard at the left hat and squint, do you kind of see an evil parrot?

I can never figure out to do with my walnut shells after I am done. Thanks for the idea!

I can never figure out to do with my walnut shells after I am done. Thanks for the idea!

When I look at this hat, I want a donut.

When I look at this hat, I want a donut.

Craft tips: If you’ve forgotten a hat on the day of the big wedding, cut some tulle off the bottom of your slip and bobby pin it into a fashionable shape. Ta-Da!

Craft tips: If you’ve forgotten a hat on the day of the big wedding, cut some tulle off the bottom of your slip and bobby pin it into a fashionable shape. Ta-Da!

Lady Helen Taylor gets my best dressed.

Lady Helen Taylor gets my best dressed.

The sea turtle she stole that shell from is very sad.

The sea turtle she stole that shell from is very sad.

I think she may be wearing a Venus Fly Trap and he’s saying "Feed me Seymore!"

I think she may be wearing a Venus Fly Trap and he’s saying "Feed me Seymore!"

How is that staying on? Did Posh hot glue it to her forehead?!

How is that staying on? Did Posh hot glue it to her forehead?!

So the Queen and the Mad Hatter were both invited to a clothing swap…….

So the Queen and the Mad Hatter were both invited to a clothing swap…….
The British do several things better than I can. These include (but are not limited to): making tea, playing soccer, waving, saying "holiday," and wearing big ol’ crazy hats. Since I stayed up through the night to watch the actual Royal Wedding live (uh, it’s job related?), I had thought my sleep deprivation was instigating my hat giggling. Nope, turns out they really are that entertaining after a solid night of slumber too. Let’s head to the …
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