2013’s Dumbest Crime Story—And More!

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History’s most depressing souvenir knickknack arrives: the newly released Portland skyline rain globe.

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After the New York Times Magazine’s proclamation that Portland is “some kind of karaoke paradise,” shuffleboard, foosball, and video poker await their big moment.

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Student loans face stiff competition from the “dating” website SeekingArrangment, which matches wealthy men with tuition-seeking female “sugar babies”—and claims heavy use at the University of Oregon.

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It happened in the early hours of New Year’s morning, but the outer Northeast beer pong stabbing will be hard to top as 2013’s dumbest crime story.

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Speaking of the east side, why does Portlandia insist on mispunctuating our quadrants (i.e., “South-East”) in its screen titles?