NEWS

One-Sentence Stories

Katy Perry, cheap beer, and cougars: SEO gold, baby!

July 1, 2013 Published in the July 2013 issue of Portland Monthly

Microbe-generated power

Image: Nomad

Widmer Brothers’ plans to use microbes to generate power from brewery wastewater should terrify the Saudis and Exxon alike.

 

 

 

 

Image: Nomad

Overheard at downtown’s Courier Coffee: “Frances McDormand and Joel Coen sniffed our cotton-candy-scented Katy Perry record!” (?)

 

 

 

 

Image: Nomad

Gilt Club offers ortolan, the notorious (now illegal) French dish that consists of whole tiny songbirds, recommends a $1,500 cognac pairing ... but sadly always seems to be out of stock.  

 

 

 

 

Image: Nomad

Reports of a cheap-beer price spike suggest that a six-pack of Pabst purchased today might outperform leading bond indices over the next year.

 

 

 

 

Image: Nomad

The recent headline “Possible Cougar Sightings in Lake Oswego” may not have surprised the ritzy suburb’s muscular, youthful male service-industry workers.

Share
Show Comments