Now that he’s made partner at Jones Day (Nights and Weekends is more like it), he’s finally ready to start training for this year’s Pole, Pedal, Paddle in Bend. But first he needs to finish decorating his new condo—how else to woo that winsome ad exec down the hall? Last he read in Esquire, white and chrome were back. He’s not in Albany anymore ….

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