Slide Show: Emmys Red Carpet Razzle Dazzle
September 20, 2011

When Project Runway gets canceled at some point in the future they will run this pic of Heidi Klum next to the announcement with a caption that says, "The Day Klum Lost Her Fashion Klout."
Mark my words.
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I’ve got nothing bad to say. Stiles is making me smiles.
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I thought Joel McHale’s shows were doing really well? Why is he waiting tables on the side?
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Work that ombre Ms Wiig.
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The next time you hear someone refer to jealousy as "The Green Eyed Monster" feel free to attach this dress to that image. Yikes.
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Do you think she watched Austin Powers: Goldmember and felt inspired?
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Who knew sullen April Ludgate from Parks and Rec was actually a S-T-U-N-N-I-N-G beauty with good taste? I love surprises.
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Two of the funniest people on the entire planet. That’s all I am going to say.
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I attempted to dye my hair red to match her ’do in Titanic because Kate Winslet is my constant. Thanks for always looking good, Kate.
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Christina Hendricks of Mad Men looks gorgeous and glowing. But can we sew that slit up? It looks a little more like a rip than a design detail….
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Gwyneth Paltrow BARE-ly covered her body in this belly flop. We know you’ve got killer abs Gwyny, we don’t need to visually ID them.
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Anyone remember the days of Kelly Osbourne in ratty tees and baggy jeans? Obviously those days are long gone. The svelte star looks jaw droppingly amazing in her J. Mendel gown with a hint of lavender in her locks. Take that haters!
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Elizabeth Moss/Peggy from Mad Men gets an A for effort but an overall swing and a miss. I think it’s the hair? Something isn’t coming together here. Although, that dress fits her perfectly.
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Is Lea Michelle starring in a remake of Dynasty? Those bitchy 80’s shoulder pads lead me to believe yes.
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I dare you to look at Marty Scorcese and not find him adorable. See? Can’t be done.
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Old Hollywood glamor from the neck down. But a check up from the neck up reveals the same ponytail she had in her high school cheerleading pic.
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Sofia Vergara might need to start carrying a concealed weapons permit….because those curves are killer.
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Melissa McCarthy, the giggle inducer from Bridesmaids picked the perfect royal color for this queen of comedy.
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Straight up I’ll tell you Paula, you look good.
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Alan Cumming’s pants were trying to get noticed by a producer or two in hopes of geting their own reality show.
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A shimmering blue sequin puzzle piece of cool.
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Conan O’Brien and his wife pull a total power couple ensemble. But she looks a little more cocktail dress than red carpet dress no? And Conan, bring back the beard!!
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Things I know: I think Jane Lynch is awesome. I think this dress is also pretty awesome.
Things I feel confused about: Jane Lynch in this dress.
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Whoasers. If we ever get tired of people just wearing all silver to represent the space age future in movies, this can be the new trend.
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Dear Tina Fey,
Pant suits aren’t that funny (or always flattering). But you are and I like you.
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Bazam! Now that is how you dress as a grown woman. She looks fierce enough for Tyra Banks to call her fierce….
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