Put down your iPhone long enough to absorb this long lost other creation from Apple. Back in the 80’s, before Steve Jobs made the name synonymous with cool, the company took a stab at designing clothing. And we use the term “designing” very loosely.

Looking on the bright side, any of these items would have made the perfect wardrobe choice for the jerk preppy guys in a variety of Molly Ringwald films. If you’re looking to go that route for Halloween, you’re work is already done.

Check out the slide show for all the 80s awesomeness.