Word on the Street, September 2011

Oregon Ducks football season is here. Tie a string around your finger, Coach!

August 19, 2011 Published in the September 2011 issue of Portland Monthly

Memory Chip noun

Proposed cybernetic technology that would help University of Oregon football coach Chip Kelly remember key details of his interactions with recruiting “street agent” Willie Lyles.

“I can’t believe Coach Kelly told the Oregonian he didn’t know ‘Willie’ Lyles from ‘Will’ Lyles. I sure hope he gets that memory Chip implanted before the Ducks play LSU.” Related invention: moral compass

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