Power Ranking: Portland Jokes
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1. PORK We’ve reached the tail. TRENDING ↓
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2. KALE But the greens every locavore loves (or pretends to) are ripe. TRENDING ↑
3. COLUMBIA RIVER CROSSING Not tall enough? The “consulting” budget? Wait till they start building the thing. TRENDING ↑
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4. BEARDS At this point, they’re just another form of moss. TRENDING ↑
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5. FIXED-GEAR BIKES, BRUNCH LINES, and PLAID These were never funny. TRENDING ↓
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6. VANSTERDAM Legal weed and gay marriage should make for hijinks up north. TRENDING ↑
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7. PORTLANDIA Before you claim something—anything—is funny because it was “straight out of Portlandia,” think twice. TRENDING —
UNRANKED: BIRDS
