This snuck up on us over the weekend: Prince will play two shows at the Roseland on April 21! The Roseland! Meaning just you, the Artist, and a measly 1000 others. That’s akin to sharing a bathroom stall or stretch limo in the untouchable world of the velvet-clad man of mystery.

Sadly, tickets are already sold out for the 8 pm show. We checked with the Roseland, and about 100 tickets in the reserved seats are left for the 11:30 pm show. This will be the stuff of legends, but it will cost you more than a decent purple suit of your own: $300. Is it worth it? Probably, especially if he plays through to dawn.

Seeing as how he has a couple nights off around his Portland stop and is only playing one night here, perhaps we can pray to the purple god that he might add a second...

Prince's tour schedule:
April 15 Vancouver, BC—The Vogue (Early and Late Show)
April 16 Vancouver, BC—The Vogue (Early and Late Show)
April 18 Seattle, WA—Showbox (Early and Late Show)
April 19 Seattle, WA—Showbox (Early and Late Show)
April 21 Portland, OR—Roseland (Early and Late Show)
April 23 San Francisco, CA—DNA Lounge (Early and Late Show)
April 24 San Francisco, CA—DNA Lounge (Early and Late Show)
April 26 Las Vegas, NV—The Joint (Early and Late Show)
April 27 Las Vegas, NV—The Joint (Early and Late Show)
April 30 Phoenix, AZ—The Marquee (Early and Late Show)
May 1 Phoenix, AZ—The Marquee (Early and Late Show)
May 3 San Diego, CA—Hard Rock Hotel (Early and Late Show)
May 4 San Diego, CA—Hard Rock Hotel (Early and Late Show)
May 7 Anaheim, CA—The Grove (Early and Late Show)
May 8 Anaheim, CA—The Grove (Early and Late Show)
July 13-15 Montreux, CH—Montreux Jazz Festival
August 4 Stockholm, SE—Stockholm Music & Arts Festival
August 7 Skanderborg, DK—Smuckfest