CULTURE

PDX Band Name Generator

As MusicFestNW invades the city's stages this month, we offer (free for the taking) names for the next generation of Portland bands.

September 3, 2013 Published in the September 2013 issue of Portland Monthly

The Glorious Nosebleed (Big-band dubstep)
Thunder Fleece and the Patagonians (Folk hair band)
Tiny Khrushchev (Klezmercore)
Río Clackamás (Capoeira-infused Tim McGraw cover band)
Bauhaus Mouse (Industrial children’s tunes)
The Cry of Raptors! (Audubon Society–themed black metal)
Lovely Peter Meter Maid (Spoken-word punk rock)
Lobster Jockey (Sea shanty rap)
Moonpoop (Electro comedy)
Janky Slanket (Stoner Oompa-Loompa band)
Times New Romance (’80s nerdcore)
The Stevedores (Bubblegum jam band) 
She-3PO (Chiptunes Björk cover band)
Deer Trashes Supermarket (Art rock)
Wicker Pony Shop (Pagan emo)
Approach to Totality (Nu-hymnal)
Fairydust Satchel (Kazoo rock) 

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