Just in case you need any more confirmation that the real estate market in Portland has gone truly bananas, consider this North Portland home.
From a cursory outside glance, the one-story manufactured home on the edge of busy Columbia Boulevard looks relatively unassuming, though the giant Hummer parked next to a low-slung sportscar is an early sign that perhaps all is not as it seems.
Inside, though, the house is a glorious mish-mosh, a giant middle finger to every home stager in town who lives and dies by throw pillows and pearl-grey walls. Here there are sarcophagi and literal thrones with plastic crowns and a terrifyingly lifelike baby elephant statue.
The kicker? It cannot be yours. Realtor Mitch Foteff of Rose Country Realty says the home, which went on the market on Friday at $300,000, has an offer over the asking price which the seller is in the process of accepting.
“It is a crazy situation for the seller,” says Foteff. “Luckily we are in a market where you can call me and say you need a house listed in an hour and I can take iPhone pictures and get it sold by the end of the weekend.”
Not to worry: You can still take inspiration from the décor, below.