←DESIGN: Among other things, the new City Target gives downtown’s stolen shopping carts a bright, shiny red glow.

CRIME: Sledgehammer-wielding bandits smashed their way into an east-side marijuana dispensary—and left behind a trail of pot crumbs!→

POLICE: Gresham officers confronted a rooftop-bound goat, but made little headway with the animal, who reportedly “respects only one man” (not a cop).

FOOD: In the greatest kitchen innovation since sous vide, local dreamers hope to cook raw chicken by blasting it into space and triggering an exothermic reaction.→

DRINK: The most lasting defeat of the Timbers season: defender Mikael Silvestre failed to win approval for Oregon sale of his rhum label

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