↑ Upside

• Blissful oneness with nature only a weekend of hassle and inconvenience can offer
• Calvin Harris single on neighbor’s stereo really hammers home state’s beauty
• Only affordable getaway after buying 2017’s trendy camping gear
• Fun way to scout sites of grandchildren’s future condos
• Excuse to drink in woods absolutely unnecessary
• Can finally slow down, clear head, and take time to choose Instagram filters
• One-pertenting is the new glamping
• Bears were running low on food

↓ Downside

• Tent only thing separating you from just being a weirdo squatting in woods
• Campfire horror stories now just a read-through of presidential tweets
• You definitely forgot that thing you knew you needed
• Can’t procrastinate reading that book any longer
• Hair and makeup stylist from REI ads nowhere in sight
• Jason Voorhees forever ruined skinny-dipping in secluded lakes
• Wildlife thinks it’s sooooo perfect