What’s the Deal with the Portland Winterhawks?
Native mascot and logo not problematic at all
Won league championship three times, giving other local teams something to aspire to
Locker room talk sprinkled with adorable “ehs”
Fans who ride the MAX to games can chuckle about “straddling the Blue Line”
Host family program fulfills widely held dream of adopting a sweaty teenager
Boast a tougher name than our earlier hockey team, the Portland Rosebuds
More prom date choices for Sunset High students
Annual Teddy Bear Toss discriminates against other cuddly creatures
Hard to keep track of Kaden, Kaedan, Kaiden, Kaeden, and Caiden on opposing teams
Lack of mullets on roster ... are these even real hockey players?
As soon as you pick your favorite, he leaves for the NHL
Tickets actually affordable, so harder to justify not going
Nothing should be called a Fanboni
Players’ points-per-game records don’t come close to Dame’s, so why bother?