Slide Show: 2011 Met Gala Fashion
Wow. I just don’t….. I can’t think of….. I don’t want a phone thrown at…. Just, wow.
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Rhianna’s braid is racing the train of her Stella McCartney. I don’t think it will win.
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Beyonce in Emilio Pucci and Jay-Z in handsomeness. Totally not my style and yet I still think it’s all come together very nicely. Kudos!
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Hmmmmmmmmm. Almost??
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I literally yawned when I saw this dress. I bet the construction is superb, but a yawn ain’t ever a good sign.
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It was so sweet of Madame Tussauds Wax Museum to send a replica of J.Lo in a drop dead gorgeous dress with an awkward additional feather shrug.
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Kanye West and designer Tori Burch looking good! But if given the styling chance I would snag those earrings away mach schnell!
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A magical Spider Queen spun this fairytale dress out of webs and then convinced her that women in their 30’s should wear headbands like that.
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Obviously the only explanation for this dress is that Lucy Liu is starring in a remake of Dynasty, was running late and had to wear her costume to the ball and on the way tripped and fell into a pile of glue, right before being attacked by a
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Her Madge-sty has gone through more bad fashion moments than boyfriends. But she is killing it in this Stella McCartney dress. Three snaps in a Z formation.
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Alright Mirander Kerr, you may have stolen Legolas from me, but you wore one of Natalie Portman’s Black Swan costumes to a ball. I guess none of us is perfect.
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Ashley Olsen took her vintage Dior dress and added HUGE pieces of Saltwater Taffy to the sleeves! There often isn’t snacks at fashion galas, so it’s really a good way to prep for the evening.
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If you stare at her mid-section do you kind of see the grumpy kitty face the pleats make too? Just me being a crazy cat lady? Not the first time.
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Daphne Guinness (heiress to the dark beer) got feathered up by Sarah Burton, the new captain at Alexander McQueen. Now before you make the predictable Vegas showgirl, ostrich trying to escape, looks like human reincarnation of a pillow fight or "
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Taylor Swift in this dress reminds me of my feelings about Ashton Kutcher. The first time I saw it I thought it was cute, the more it’s around the cuteness wore off into an unsure phase and eventually slid into a "it’s just not workin
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The eagle has landed! Miss Anna Wintour herself in Chanel. Anna has eyes and ears everywhere simultaneously so all I will say is: sparkly.
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Gisele in Alexander McQueen. I would like to find something snarky to say because I am jealous of her tan, body and money (my hair is just as nice), but I can’t. She’s working it!
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Ginnifer Goodwin officially goes from playing the girl next door (or 3rd polygamist Big Love wife) to being center stage emerald goddess. LOVE it! If you don’t I challenge you to an arm wrestling contest.
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Diane Kruger has had a lot of fashion FAIL’s in my eyes, but this Jason Wu number is flawless. As long as I avoid watching National Treasure ever again I think we’re cool.
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