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Slide Show: The Worst Travel Stock Photos of All Time

December 4, 2013

Affable stalker enjoys vacationing with you.

Image courtesy: Elnur

"Step aboard, good sir, and we'll photoshop you anywhere you'd like to go."

Image courtesy: Carlos Yudica

"Yes! My shirt matches my luggage!"

Image courtesy: Franck Boston

Something, something, white people.

Image courtesy: Aletia

Probability of midair collision: 99.64%

Image courtesy: Perfect Gui

Okay then.

Image courtesy: Javier Brosch

Shoes: 100% genuine alligator skin. Luggage: 100% genuine wookie.

Image courtesy: Pavel L Photo and Video

... and moments later, tragedy struck.

Image courtesy: Iakov Filimonov

"Hey girl, can you help me? I think I'm lost... in your eyes."

Image courtesy: Syda Productions

"I wish I was in the air." (1 of 2)

Image courtesy: katalinks

"I wish I had a chair." (2 of 2)

Image courtesy: katalinks

The tiny province of France, visible only under extreme magnification.

Image courtesy: Popartic

"Wait. You're telling me these things have rollers?!"

Image courtesy: Elnur

"Fly away with me... to 1998!"

Image courtesy: CYCLONEPROJECT

"Oh, hey there."

Image courtesy: katalinks

The first rule of blogging? You need a picture. And for travel stories, the choices are endless—at least when it comes to pre-licensed stock photography. We dug through our database and scrounged up the worst of the worst.

Feel free to offer your own caption suggestions in the comments below!

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Slide Show: The Worst Travel Stock Photos of All Time

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