Slide Show: The Worst Travel Stock Photos of All Time
Affable stalker enjoys vacationing with you.
"Step aboard, good sir, and we'll photoshop you anywhere you'd like to go."
"Yes! My shirt matches my luggage!"
Something, something, white people.
Probability of midair collision: 99.64%
Shoes: 100% genuine alligator skin. Luggage: 100% genuine wookie.
... and moments later, tragedy struck.
"Hey girl, can you help me? I think I'm lost... in your eyes."
"I wish I was in the air." (1 of 2)
"I wish I had a chair." (2 of 2)
The tiny province of France, visible only under extreme magnification.
"Wait. You're telling me these things have rollers?!"
"Fly away with me... to 1998!"
"Oh, hey there."
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