The 2019 World Naked Bike Ride Happens June 29

UPSIDE
Increasingly comfy riding temps makes global warming totally worth it
Boon to local merkin purveyors
All those exes have already seen you naked, so not weird at all
Raises awareness of oil dependence or whatever
Appearing in a Willamette Week slide show sure to bring fame and fortune
Communal gawking really brings neighbors together
Bike seats get their annual thorough cleaning
On-brand for PDX
After-party at ZoomCare
DOWNSIDE
Pasties pop off in cold, slide off in heat
U-lock too large for nature’s pocket
Tricky to hide those new measles scars
Creepy dudes asking to take your picture
Creepy dudes taking your picture without asking
Old Halloween fishnets hard to a) find and b) untangle
Scrotums
Someone bound to use same sock from Red Hot Chili Peppers impersonation
Biketown the day after
The 2019 WNBR leaves at 9 p.m. Saturday, June 29, from Laurelhurst Park.