Diana Schutz
We say goodbye to one of Dark Horse Comics’ most accomplished editors, who announced her retirement after a 25-year career. You helped create some of our most beloved comics, Diana. Can you bring some sweet, sweet swag for us to hawk on eBay?

Pat Edwards
Let’s set a communal table for this 51-year-old East Portlander, one of the leaders in an ongoing fight to secede after years of gentrification, poor road maintenance, and public safety complaints. Pat, can we declare Ocean City a neutral zone for dim sum?

Amanda Marshall
We’re temporarily lifting the restraining order for Marshall, who stepped down from her post as US Attorney following allegations that she stalked a prosecutor in her office. We get it, girl. Just next time do what the rest of us do, and use Facebook. 

Bill Delmatoff
A golden-ticket invite for this special education teacher from da Vinci Arts Middle School, who won a million bucks on a Powerball ticket. Congrats, Bill. I guess good things do happen to good people. Now, about the check....

Philip Glass
The evening’s score will be provided by this world-renowned composer, who comes to the Newmark Theatre this month to discuss his musical career, his far-flung collaborations, and his new memoir. Phil, if you may, more cowbell!