What’s the Deal with Barefoot Running?
UPSIDE
Hobbit-approved!
Slightly less mortifying than its cousin, completely nude running
The fleshy slap of unprotected flesh against concrete never gets old
Makes Rollerblading and unicycling look pretty chic, actually
The rare fitness trend that really forced Nike and Adidas to think for a minute
Five-toed slip-on booties make civilization’s enemies easy to spot
Triggers an exhilirating rush of smugness
Finally: an exercise regime that matches your woven poncho
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DOWNSIDE
Basis for modern-day parable “The Emperor’s New Shoes”
Ruins pedicures in like 30 seconds
Guys, even Ötzi the Iceman had sensible footwear
Just another boring reason not to smash bottles in the street anymore
Factional rivalry with combat-boot running spiraling out of control
Proven gateway to barefoot everything else
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