What’s the Deal with Wim Wiewel?
UPSIDE
Seems really jazzed about education stuff
Put a merciful end to those Ice Bucket Challenge videos by doing it himself
Has exclusive access to the wealthiest, most generous, most bogus of donors
You can pronounce his name while swishing a mouthful of water
Sophomores playing acoustic guitar in Park Blocks down 13 percent
Once wrote a scholarly article titled “Actiegroepen en Binnengemeentelijke Decentralisatie,” so clearly knows a lot about Actiegroepen en Binnengemeentelijke Decentralisatie
Looks a little like Mr. Lippman from Seinfeld
Full of wim and wigor
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DOWNSIDE
New $63 million business school lacking middle management VR simulator
Has bummed around campus since 2008 without earning a degree
Overly sensitive to Dutch jokes
Yet to brave the Inferno Chicken Wing Challenge at the Cheerful Tortoise
School football program improving despite timeworn policy of forgetting it exists
Brings dishonor upon the 1 percent by riding his bike to work
Losing sight of the founding mission of the Vanport Extension Center
Yet to lead any Vikings slain in battle to the gates of Valhalla
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