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What’s the Deal With Ellen Rosenblum?

Oregon’s attorney general is running for a second term. But first, we size her up.

By Marty Patail March 1, 2016 Published in the March 2016 issue of Portland Monthly

Has topped list of Current Oregon Attorney Generals three years in a row

Was against human sex trafficking before being against human sex trafficking was cool

First female AG in state history #agswag

Her department monitored Black Lives Matter supporters on Twitter—but respectfully drew the line at Instagram

Sleeps on billowy-soft bed of unreleased Kitzhaber e-mails

Second-term script sure to include scandalous new plot twists

Campaign funded in part by privacy-advocacy group “Facebook”

Ally McBeal mixed with Matlock topped with a sprinkle of Judge Dredd

“Lawyer Supreme” would be a way cooler title (just saying)

Ran on pro-marijuana-legalization platform but, suspiciously, has never been videoed ripping mad bong hits

Trying to get defective Motrin off store shelves before we figure out if you can party on it

Husband’s dream of running a hippie newspaper (Willamette Week) continues to drag the family down

Wouldn’t enforce state’s 2004 ban on same-sex marriage, rendering same-sex marriage dull and ordinary

That Cover Oregon thing refuses to blow over

Probably thinks Adnan did it

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