America: At This Point, Is It Time to Let Go?
We size up the big kahuna.
- If we stay really quiet, Trump will probably continue to ignore us
- Exactly the partisan nightmare the founding fathers intended
- Basically if a face-melting guitar solo became a country
- Still world’s primary exporter of YouTube unboxing videos
- Cascadia’s Got Talent just doesn’t sound right
- Amber waves of grain and whatnot
- Constitution drafted on sturdy three-ply
- The Rock’s possible White House run isn’t even funny
- Invented footbag, but not going to this year’s World Cup
- Whose idea was it to supersize England?
- Too many other Portlands
- Mountains not actually purple
- Not walkable