↑ Upside

• Likely to have at least two karaoke songs prepared at all times just in case
• Large groups can be dispersed just by saying “the Big One”
• Will interpret the phrase “formal attire” exceedingly liberally
• Everyone has a ranked list of favorite strip clubs
• Got here in 2005 right before you did
• Keeping it weird

↓ Downside

• Divided into three warring factions: Columbia, Patagonia, and North Face
• Consider “Couch,” “Willamette,” and “Oregon” to be pronunciation land mines
• You’re almost certainly doing something to annoy them
• Becoming one means getting rid of your umbrella
• Have way too strong opinions about pancakes
• Will pressure you to go on a hike