ARE YOU PREPARED?
Vox Populi: The Big One
We asked our readers to share their feelings about a catastrophic earthquake in Cascadia. Here's what we discovered.

A catastrophic earthquake will hit Portland in the next 10 years. | |
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FALSE | 59% |
TRUE | 41% |
On scale of 1 to 5, how afraid are you of a catastrophic earthquake hitting Portland? | |
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3 | 34% |
2 | 24% |
4 | 17% |
1 (Meh.) | 17% |
5 (Terrified!) | 7% |
On scale of 1 to 5, how prepared are you for a catastrophic earthquake? | |
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2 | 34% |
3 | 33% |
1 (If it hits, I’m toast.) | 21% |
4 | 10% |
5 (Prepper 4 Lyfe!) | 2% |
Which natural disaster are you most afraid of? | |
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Epidemic | 51% |
The Big One (earthquake) | 40% |
Yellowstone’s Supervolcano | 6% |
Asteroid Collision | 4% |
You trust Portland’s government to keep you safe after an earthquake. | |
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FALSE | 71% |
TRUE | 29% |
You don’t need to worry about an earthquake because your building/home is earthquake proof. | |
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FALSE | 90% |
TRUE | 10% |
The elected leader you most trust to guide us through the catastrophe is... | |
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John Kitzhaber | 50% |
Barack Obama | 28% |
Charlie Hales | 11% |
Steve Novick | 11% |
In the event of an earthquake you would be most concerned about... | |
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Your family | 69% |
Your life | 16% |
Your pet | 9% |
Your home | 6% |
You own an emergency preparedness kit. | |
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FALSE | 64% |
TRUE | 36% |
You are prepared to live without heating in the dead of winter. | |
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TRUE | 53% |
FALSE | 47% |
You know how to hunt. | |
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FALSE | 78% |
TRUE | 22% |
You own a gun. | |
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FALSE | 78% |
TRUE | 22% |
After a catastrophic earthquake, guns will be… | |
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Occasionally useful for fending off thieves. | 62% |
Absolutely necessary for survival. | 23% |
Outlawed in the post-apocalyptic utopia. | 15% |
You have enough drinking water in your home to last about… | |
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three days | 43% |
one day | 25% |
14 days | 18% |
An hour or so. If that. | 14% |
The best Portland neighborhood to scavenge post earthquake will be... | |
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Pearl District | 37% |
Eastmoreland | 19% |
Alameda | 18% |
Other Option | 16% |
Dunthorpe | 11% |
Choose the Walking Dead character that most resembles your post-apocalyptic identity: | |
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Michonne (bad-ass, mysterious, pet lover) | 48% |
Glenn (follower, quiet, horny) | 22% |
Rick (leader, righteous, whiny) | 15% |
Daryl (hunter, survivor, redneck) | 14% |
The Governor (killer, egoist, eye patch) | 2% |
Which Portland creatives will be the least useful in our post-earthquake ruins? | |
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The graphic designers | 70% |
The picklers | 10% |
The musicians | 10% |
The coffee roasters | 9% |
The one food item in your kit you’re hoarding for yourself? | |
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Jerky (or hard sausage) from Olympic Provisions | 44% |
A growler of your favorite beer (that’s OK, I’ll drink it warm) | 34% |
Jacobsen salt, because it must go on everything | 13% |
Nong’s Kao Man Gai sauce | 6% |
A jar of Foitella, the foie gras-chocolate spread from Xocolatl de David | 4% |
So it’s post-quake, and you’re dead. (Sorry!) What got you? | |
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I was crushed/buried. | 53% |
Oh, you know, fire/flood/fall. | 32% |
A police officer, who assumed I was looting. | 9% |
A neighbor, defending her stash. | 6% |
Likelihood of leaving the NW after taking this survey? | |
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You can pry my house keys from my cold, dead fingers. | 79% |
Maybe, if I can work up the energy. | 18% |
Absolutely, screw this place. | 4% |