In Short

Hot Takes on Portland’s Latest News

Real news in small packages.

By Brooke Jackson-Glidden and Margaret Seiler September 15, 2026 Published in the Fall 2026 issue of Portland Monthly

Weather

The Oregon Renaissance Faire had to clear the grounds due to lightning, protecting its knights in shining armor, though in the Renaissance it was church bell ringers most at risk—some people thought ringing big metal bells in high towers could ward off storms.

Ceremonies

Salt & Straw hosted just its first wedding in May, so the ice cream store has a lot of catching up to do if it aims to compete with the couples tally at Voodoo Doughnut, where it helps that the sweet treats are basically giant wedding bands.

Traffic

Seattle set a light-rail ridership record during the men’s soccer World Cup, but in Portland we’re betting the five-week closure of a chunk of I-5 (which started September 11) will be MAX’s time to shine.

Wildlife

From both Greek and the river dialect of the Sahaptin language, Trogloraptor tulishpun does sound cool, but when we heard the new spider discovered in the Columbia Gorge had been given a name we were a little bummed it wasn’t Peter Parker.

Politics 

We guess we don’t really mind that Portland City Council banned foie gras, since we probably couldn’t have afforded it anyway now that the council has also raised the Arts Tax.


Summer 2026

Government

Portland City Council approved a new policy over the winter allowing polyamorous people to sue over discrimination based on relationship structure, a major victory for everyone on Feeld. 

Anniversaries

Forty years ago, Vern Tessio (Jerry O’Connell) asked his friends if they wanted to go see a dead body in the Oregon-filmed Stephen King adaptation Stand by Me, but the corpse couldn’t compete with one of cinema’s most notorious barf scenes.

Openings

The anticipated Pearl District steakhouse from Top Chef alum Brian Malarkey will have hemp-fed beef, a stripper pole in the bathroom, and a dining room he describes as a “psychedelic forest,” essentially a Portland restaurant Mad Libs.

Wildlife

The Upper Klamath was home to documented natural hatchings of Chinook salmon for the first time in over a century earlier this year, following the removal of Klamath River dams in 2024—a rare piece of good news floating downriver. 

Legends

Following his folk, rock, electric, country, roots, gospel, and Timothée Chalamet eras, we’re wondering what new vibe Bob Dylan is cooking up for his Edgefield gig with Lucinda Williams and John Doe in June.


Spring 2026

Athletics

Between the return of the Fire, kickoff of preprofessional soccer team the Cherry Bombs, and first pitch of Hillsboro-based professional softball team the Cascade, we’ve reached the golden age of women’s sports in Oregon.

Science

Oregon geoscientists have started to harvest heat from “superhot rock” under the earth’s surface near places like the Newberry Volcano—the future of renewable energy, or an earthquake waiting to happen? 

Traffic

Barring delays, the Broadway Bridge should reopen in April after a six-month closure to repair its bridge deck, which is good news for anyone hoping to reenact the climax of the 2008 thriller Untraceable.

Concerts

We’re hustlin’ in our purple Lamborghinis to the Schnitz May 8 to see Rick Ross perform with the Oregon Symphony, because the chance of seeing “The Devil Is a Lie” performed with a full orchestra is a little too tempting to miss. 

Books

On April 12, celebrate the 110th birthday of Beverly Cleary, famed Oregon author and creator of iconic chaos agent Ramona Quimby, by getting a bob and splashing in some mud puddles. 

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